you know you're on a college campus when

where else (ok, besides eugene or boulder perhaps) would you be walking around and have someone say to you, "Would you like to know your carbon footprint and get some free organic chocolate."

and where else, well, maybe this is DU specific, would you see a guy walking accross campus in an expensive suit with a bag to which he has sewn a corona patch on.

please, let me be in the real world.