“where are we, what the hell is going on…”

there are some things that you just have to accept. this is the topic today.

--Bulky snow boots are never going to look good with your navy pinstripe pants and tweed overcoat.

--Valentine’s Day is stupid, whether you’re single or in a relationship. Why? Well, if you are single, people just want to make you feel bad for that, but why? If you are in a relationship, it is waste of money. Mmmkay, one example. A middle age couple, kind of just going through the motions. For the woman, it’s an excuse to get a present from her otherwise emotionally detached husband. For the man, it’s an excuse for the woman to, uh, you know.

--People in the Iowhat will never learn to use their turn signals on the freeway. They just won’t so accept it and just be careful.

--Most people are dumb and lazy—this is true at all levels of organizations. Accept it and you will have less angst (but still the same amount of frustration) in your life.

--Men (and women) will for some goddamn reason continue to wear pleated khaki pants. I have given up on that one. I don’t understand it. I will just have to accept it.

--text messaging is one of the best and worst inventions ever.

--I am one of those people who honestly does not mind working in a cubicle. But there are moments when I hear a song and I want to get on top of my desk and rock out.