the library is a strange place

the DU library is a weird place.

...who is that dude who is always sitting on the couches in front in (way too short) running shorts? i mean he is always there.

...what could happen in this library that would require FIVE campus safety officers to attend to it? did some girls get in a fight because they had the same louis vuitton bag?

...there's that couple that is always fighting, but are still too adorable together (you know who i mean)

...i am not sure how i feel about the library's subscriptions to GQ and Vogue, though they do sometimes provide a much needed break.

...how about we remodel the ugly library instead of building more brick sidewalks. idea: use those same bricks to cover the library up. a simple fix.

...of course, there are those people who go to the library and just fool around on the internet and don't do any real work. man, those people are weird.