by jeeves, i've found it!

While Vera's suggestion of "International Jet-Setter meets Corn-fed Hulking Stud meets Devilishy Clever Mensa Member" is quite good, this is the line I am inserting into my cover letter when applying for agribusiness jobs.

"Additionally, though not reflected in my professional experience thus far, I have a strong background in agriculture having been involved in farm operations in the Willamette Valley, Oregon for a significant part of my life."

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