a little concerned

before i moved to the midwest, i was worried i would get an accent. i have always been proud of my west coast "non-accent." at the same time, i easily pick up dialects. my brother says this is a sign of a weak personality, whatever that means. so before i moved here, i was worried i'd start to sound like an iowan, which granted is not as extreme as sounding like i was from minnesota or north dakota, but it's not me.
crap.
i listen to myself all day. working the drive thru is like having the "amischwab show." and i am noticing when i talk to people, i sound like them more and more.
so if i happen to talk to you on the phone and i sound a little midwestern, reach through the phone and slap me. please.